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This is how The Multiverse's Greatest Evil and Chernabog punishes Ratigan goes in Dawn of War.

[Then we cut to Bald Mountain]

[Inside, we see the villains]

[Then Chernabog arrives]

Chernabog: Welcome.

Serrator: Chernabog.




Villains: Oh, Chernabog~

Oh, Chernabog~

You're tops and that's that~

To Chernabog~

To Chernabog~

[Chernabog grins]

[Professor Ratigan drunkenly finishes the verse]

Ratigan: To Chernabog, the world’s greatest gargoyle~

[Chernabog spits out his wine in shock. The other villains gasp in terror]

Chernabog: What was THAT?! [stares at Ratigan]

[Ratigan looks scared]

Chernabog: What did you call me?

[A terrified Ratigan steps up]

[Hades defends him]

Hades: Oh, oh, he didn’t mean it.

Davy Jones: I-it was just a slip of the tongue.

[Chernabog grabs Ratigan]

Chernabog: I am NOT A GARGOYLE!

Krogan: Course you're not. You’re a warlord!

Hades: Yeah, that's right. Right! A dark god.

Davy Jones: Yeah, a big leader!

Chernabog: SILENCE!

[The other villains get quiet]

[Chernabog throws Ratigan to a dungeon]

[Ratigan turns to Chernabog]

Chernabog: Oh Ratigan, I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me.

[Ratigan gets back up]

Chernabog: You know what happens when someone upsets me, right?

[Chernabog pulls out a bell from his wings as Hades and Davy Jones watch in terror. He rings it and summons a Slitherwing dragon]

[Ratigan is horrified]

[The Slitherwing eats Ratigan alive]

[Hades and Davy Jones are shocked]

[Chernabog pets his Slitherwing]

Chernabog: There, there.

[He chuckles]

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